I remember every word of the theme to a TV show from 50 years ago.
These were the brain cells that had been earmarked to cure cancer.
I also believe that I could have mastered algebra, but I chose to remember that "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" instead.
My generation has caught a lot of heat for doing things that destroyed brain cells, but I just want to point out that the worst offenders weren't the drugs, the parties or the contact sports...it was the song lyrics.
All together now, "Hey Jude, don't bring me down..."